I have pretended to be someone I wasn't before *hanging head in shame* Actually I just told a bunch of guys a month ago at a bar I played for the WNBA because they kept saying how tall I was (5'8 1/2 naturally with a weakness for 4 inch heels). I told another group of idiots across the bar I was a video model LOL. They knew I was lying because I haven't had my booty enhanced like most haha. I also do "profession of the night" when I go out and decide who I will be for that night. I have been a flight attendant, dermatologist ( I even gave a complimentary exam lmao), a fortune teller and a football wife to name a few. Its funny. It started out as me just pretending to be on the phone with my imaginary assistant Alex. Who is an idiot that always needs a verbal lashing. Good thing he's fake because I would never treat my employees like I treat Alex. But he has tough skin, just like me. Pretty soon I decided to expand my imaginary life by picking random careers and seeing how long I can maintain the facade until the person just walks off. Im a bit weird...LOL
Free Pass to Smash??- Would you ever consider a "swingers" lifestyle for you and your mate??
Most of us cannot deny that idea is a bit intriguing. But not so intriguing in a good way. This also depends on what you consider swinging. It can range from wife swapping to group "relations" and so on and so forth. As far as the group scene, there is nothing that i desire to see less than a naked woman ANYWHERE near me, is a naked woman anywhere near my hubby. This is a fact. Swapping sends my mind down another avenue, while it might be kinda cool to get a free pass to smash, it would'nt be so cool extending that same pass to my better half. So with that said, that would be a firm no for me. While this works for many couples in the US, its not the shoe that fits me. I will take my chnace on the novice idea of Monogamy, I think most of us stand a better chance with this, than dropping your guy off at his next's house for their romp without you. (Sad face). Hey but thats just me. What do you think? Is it something that you would consider, or have already? My theory is that at some point, it will go awry, but i would love to hear swingers success stories, or all your juicy stories of this gone south ( no pun intended). Do tell?!
-thedresslover
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